While doing math this morning I had a problem. I realized that this was due to my using multiplication rather then addition. Hence:

Me: Oops I was doing multiplication

Frank (who was sitting on my lap): What does that mean?

Me: (something like this) It means that I was doing something wrong in Math... at least in this case

Frank: Then use a different case!

When I started writing the incident down, Frank pointed to my inscription and inquired:

Is that Greek?

What Does Frank Want to be When He Grows Up?

A few days ago I asked Frank what he wanted to be when he grew up. He answered "when I'm as big as daddy I'm going to be a doctor when I'm bigger than daddy I'm going to be a knight because knights have bigger heads than doctors."